Zimbabwe Переклад Павла Кричевського
… Do not go, children,
To Africa to play.
There are spy girls with strong bodies there…
In Zimbabwe the gang, consisting of women during 2 years raped men.
From the Internet newspapers
If you were born,
as Odysseus or Synbadus,
don’t go to Zimbabwe,
you’d better make your way to Paris or Baden-Baden.
As in Zimbabwe you’ll be attacked
by an evil gang.
You’ll experience the assault of 7 women,
longing for sex.
Before you know it,
you’ll appear to be working hard,
and you will lose mercilessly
the men’s virginity…
My honey, my darling,
I don’t want 7 any more.
I would give everything I have
for your brown eyes.
Let me look, one of them is watering –
mascara has dropped from the eye-lid.
Everything will be all right with us:
you’ll become a Zimbabwean woman.
Everything will be going as it has to:
we’ll be breathing in the pace of two.
I’ll be loving you as passionately,
as a Congolese does.
We haven’t got enough money
to go to Zimbabwe.
What do I need 7 women for?
I’ve got you, my sweet girl…
I’ll get the mascara, which
has dropped from the eye-lid by my tongue…
Oh, my love, my lo…
you are already zimborgazming…
Translated from Ukrainian by Pavel Krichevsky
© Анатолий Криловец