… Do not go, children,
              To Africa to play.
                        Korney Chukovskiy
             
               There are spy girls with  strong bodies there…
                          Vladimir Vysotskiy

             In Zimbabwe the gang, consisting of women during 2 years raped men.
                            From the Internet newspapers

If you were born,
as Odysseus or Synbadus,
don’t go to Zimbabwe,
you’d better make your way to Paris or Baden-Baden.

As in Zimbabwe you’ll be attacked
by an evil gang.
You’ll experience the assault of 7 women,
longing for sex.

Before you know it,
you’ll appear to be working hard,
and you will lose mercilessly
the men’s virginity…

My honey, my darling,
I don’t want 7 any more.
I would give everything I have
for your brown eyes.

Let me look, one of them is watering –
mascara has dropped from the eye-lid.
Everything will be all right with us:
you’ll become a Zimbabwean woman.

Everything will be going as it has to:
we’ll be breathing in the pace of two.
I’ll be loving you as passionately,
as a Congolese does.

We haven’t got enough money
to go to Zimbabwe.
What do I need 7 women for?
I’ve got you, my sweet girl…

I’ll get the mascara, which
has dropped from the eye-lid by my tongue…
Oh, my love, my lo…
you are already zimborgazming…


Translated from Ukrainian by Pavel Krichevsky